Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Robert Pattinson slurs words and nearly trips over his shoes during tipsy TV appearance 'I had a little bit of vodka!

Move over Hugh Grant, there's a new bumbling and ultra charming Englishman in line for your romantic comedy mantle.
Step forward, Robert Pattinson, who apparently becomes an incredible raconteur after a sip of vodka... if last night's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel is anything to go by.
Scroll down to watch Robert chat to Jimmy and see the trailer for Breaking Dawn - Part 2...
On top form: Robert Pattinson seemed a bit tipsy during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel on Monday night but it just made him more charming
On top form: Robert Pattinson seemed a bit tipsy during his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel on Monday night but it just made him more charming
The 26-year-old was a million miles from his po-faced undead alter-ego, Edward Cullen, as he rambled onto the stage in a dashing navy blue suit.
Looking slightly flushed, the Twilight star plonked himself into the chair opposite Kimmel prompting the host to say: 'I hear your shoes are too big.'
But before he could tackle that problem, Rob bemoaned also his poor choice of socks: 'They're ridiculous,' he laughed.
He then explained: 'I feel like I'm a clown, I felt like I wasn't going to fall over....  and I just had a little bit of vodka backstage.'
'That is not a good combination,' he giggled.
'I feel like a clown!' Robert's shoes were too big which mixed with the vodka wasn't a good combination
'I feel like a clown!' Robert's shoes were too big which mixed with the vodka wasn't a good combination

Fits of giggles: The debonair actor was really amused by his predicament
Fits of giggles: The debonair actor was really amused by his predicament
Kimmel then pointed out: 'That's why clowns don't get drunk.'
Jumping around on his seat, sitting cross-legged and trying to hide his shoes. Pattinson them warmed up to give a very engaging, interesting interview.
(Which is perhaps why Kimmel keeps his green room so well stocked).

 

First up, he was asked if there was any chance of a sequel to the Twilight films, to which Robert replied sweetly that he hoped there was.'
Then the actor, who is dating co-star Kristen Stewart, 22, again, admitted that he doesn't see much while travelling the world to promote movies.
He told the host: 'I'm a freak, I want to stay in my hotel room all the time.'
That's better: Rob hides his shoes and makes himself more comfortable in the process
That's better: Rob hides his shoes and makes himself more comfortable in the process

Bumbling: Rob's meandering entrance was adorable, far better than a slick swagger
Bumbling: Rob's meandering entrance was adorable, far better than a slick swagger
But he did reveal he'd really enjoyed sky-diving in Australia, or 'on Australia' as he put it.
'I loved it,' he told Kimmel.
Before adding: 'That's also how I want to die, I thought... I'm glad I'm doing it tandem as I wouldn't pull the shoot.'
When Jimmy asked who Rob had mounted to him, he admitted tantalisingly: 'I was the only one who got a girl.'
But romance fans need to calm down now because it wasn't Kristen he added: 'She was Australian and outdoor sportsy, she kept trying to video the moment but I was so self-conscious.'
'I'm a freak!' Rob admitted that he loves to stay in his hotel room when promoting movies around the world
'I'm a freak!' Rob admitted that he loves to stay in his hotel room when promoting movies around the world

'It's the way I want to die...' Robert revealed he'd like to sky dive his way out of the world
'It's the way I want to die...' Robert revealed he'd like to sky dive his way out of the world
But the fearless vampire wasn't scared, adding: 'I felt relaxed, I want to go straight back up again.'
And as for his scream, 'It was more of a gutteral sound, like Ted Levine (the serial killer) from The Silence of the Lambs.'
British Rob can't vote in today's US elections but he's not sure he would, if he could, and admitted to Kimmel: 'I hate all responsibility, I'd vote for people like me not to vote.'
But if you think he'd be more comfortable playing a romantic lead, think again... because after a clip from Breaking Dawn - Part 2 was played showing Edward kissing Bella, he cringed at the loud popping his lips make.
'I have such extraordinary little pecks, sounds like I'm walking abound in wellies,' he said.
'It's like my lips are a vacuum,' the heartthrob observed.
His most lingering memory of the films is someone running down hills with furballs on a stick to simulate the werewolves, he added.
'I'm better looking there...' Rob was self-deprecating to the core, even when shown this spoof magazine
'I'm better looking there...' Rob was self-deprecating to the core, even when shown this spoof magazine

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